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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses, and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

Under no circumstance will I agree to not develop or employ any particular technology.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):

Fluorescent lighting is very annoying to most netherworldly creatures.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):

I will inform the Hero and his associates of any embarrassing secrets, so that the Evil Overlord cannot use them to blackmail me.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

I, and my elite guards, will never assume that we have managed to confiscate all weapons or escape aids from the captured Hero. Interrogations in my private chambers will only be conducted if the Hero is completely nude. This will satisfy a number of objectives at once.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• Interchangable parts aren't.
• The crucial round is a dud.

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