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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
My people will be assigned duties commensurate with their skills. I will not task pilots with leading a ground assault, infiltrating enemy camps, etc.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
For those situations where a fresh, living, sacrifice is not available, the lower ranks of demons can be fooled by microwaving a previously frozen chunk of ex-victim and cleverly jiggling it. However, a mock victim sculpted from Spam is right out.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
If a new hero shows up who take business away from the old one, keep your distance; they're either a Bad Guy pretending to be Good, or their powers are not fully developed and will soon go out of control.
Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
All non-instantaneous deathtraps (drowning pools, trash compactors, gas chambers, etc.) should be isolated from the communications and power grids.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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