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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

Advice for the Hero:

If I am offered two explanations for a phenomenon, one logical and scientific and the other a load of New Age claptrap, I will accept the scientific explanation.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):

Register the copyrights on your chants, so you'll have a leg up when some long-haired, dope-smoking, maggot-infested rock group plagiarizes them for a fast buck.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

If you have small children, keep them on one of those kid leashes when in public, so that they won't go running back after their teddy bear or puppy.

Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):

My planned assault on the rebel base will take place after my assault on the rebel base.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
• A little ignorance can go a long way in the direction of maximum harm.
• Final Protective Fire doesn't.

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