Random Plot Generator

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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
Advice for the Hero:
I will maintain constant surveillance on all prisoners in case one of my people tries something behind my back.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Trusted Lieutenant):
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, accept responsibility for failure.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
If I am tasked to carry a very important message, I will make copies and use FedEx to get them to their destination.
Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
If possible, no exhaust ports should lead directly to the heart of the reactor core. If that is unavoidable, all such exhaust ports should have closeable reinforced blast doors at every other level, and alternate routes of venting in case of emergency.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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