Random Plot Generator
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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
- Advice for the Starship Captain:
- If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
- If the spirit contacted during a seance begins offering financial advice, you're dealing with a con artist, and not a genuine medium.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
- I will inform the Hero and his associates of any embarrassing secrets, so that the Evil Overlord cannot use them to blackmail me.
- Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
- My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
- The side with the fanciest uniforms loses.
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