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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

After capturing a space station from an enemy, I will have the enemy's computer systems removed, melted down into slag, and dumped into the nearest stellar object. A new computer will then be installed.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Legion of Doom Troops):

When issued armor or uniforms that contrast with the service environment, respectfully inquire after more sensibly-colored attire.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

Before going off the beaten path for your vacation, check the police archives, and with the old people who live in the region, taking note of any mysterious deaths or disappearances.

Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):

All non-instantaneous deathtraps (drowning pools, trash compactors, gas chambers, etc.) should be isolated from the communications and power grids.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• The one item you need is always in short supply.
• Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
• Armored vehicles are bullet magnets.

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