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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
If the spirit contacted during a seance begins offering financial advice, you're dealing with a con artist, and not a genuine medium.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
I will inform the Hero and his associates of any embarrassing secrets, so that the Evil Overlord cannot use them to blackmail me.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:


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