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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

If my ship's drive or weapons systems require lengthy charge times between uses, I shall research and develop equipment that can handle a heavier duty cycle.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):

Fluorescent lighting is very annoying to most netherworldly creatures.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

When the medical examiner announces that the victim was bitten or eaten by "something weird that I've never seen before, probably some kind of animal", avoid the area where the biting/eating took place. If the victim is still alive, avoid the victim except under broad daylight.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

If I must enlist the powers of the netherworlds I will first bone up on contract law. My own soul, mind, and/or (especially) body will never be negotiable.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• Incoming fire has the right of way.
• Odd or conspicuous objects attract fire. Never lurk behind one.

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