Random Plot Generator

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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rappelling down from above.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

I will design my ships so that command and control functions cannot be hot-wired from a wall panel in the recreation bay.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter):

If you have siblings, do not trust them. They'll only use you shamelessly. Of course if they're stupid enough to trust you, use them shamelessly.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):

I will learn armed combat, so that when the Evil Overlord and the Hero are engaged in mortal combat, I can grab some dead henchman's weapons and help tilt the odds in the Hero's favor.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

I will neither repress my Beautiful but Wicked Daughter nor smother my Handsome but Evil Son. It's hard enough raising a ruling family these days without extra dysfunctional baggage. No one wants disgruntled offspring suddenly seeing the light and turning Good just because Mummy gave them an unhappy childhood.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
• Avoid loud noises; there are few silent killers in a combat zone.
• If you make it too tough for the enemy to get in, you can't get out.
• Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.
• Cluster bombing from B-52s and C-130s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
• Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

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