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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there are others just as attractive who are not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

Advice for the Hero:

I will ascertain the whereabouts of all relatives and possible progeny from past love affairs. It's a sure bet that the ones for whom I cannot account are now working for, or actually might be, the Evil Overlord.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):

Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, Thuggee cord, service revolver, garlic, Yellow Sign, cab fare, and change.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

Don't make the snack run alone. Bring someone else with you.

Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):

Make a careful study of whatever documentation comes with your decorative old computer junk. Learn to imitate its style. That way, even if you foolishly succumb to the temptation to tell the hero the details of your plan, he won't understand a word of it.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

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