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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
Advice for the Hero:
I will never allow fashion sense to prevent me from carrying whatever is useful or needful for the Heroic Struggle.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter):
If you fall in love with the Hero, and learn that he has a True Love, investigate the relationship. If she has never returned his affection, the position is still open to competition (but you will first have to work as the Hero's Sidekick for a while).
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
Do not actively try to become a Sidekick or True Love. If you really have what it takes, you'll wind up with the role no matter what you do.
Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):
Planting a tracking device on the Hero doesn't mean I shouldn't also use other means to track him.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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