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That sounds painful

From The Politico: In April of last year, Drudge featured an image of a dark spot on the head of...

That sounds painful -- comment #1 from Magenta Griffith

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:27:30 -0500

That's what happens when you think you're sixty feet high.

First!

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:27 AM by Magenta Griffith

That sounds painful -- comment #2 from mjfgates

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:28:29 -0500

Or maybe his head was just up in the clouds again.

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:28 AM by mjfgates

That sounds painful -- comment #3 from Ingvar M

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:47:29 -0500

A good example of why only people with the appropriate workplace hazard training should be allowed on the apron.

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:47 AM by Ingvar M

That sounds painful -- comment #4 from Charlie Stross

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:06:29 -0500

Who let him loose in the woodworking shop anyway?

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Posted June 2, 2008 12:06 PM by Charlie Stross

That sounds painful -- comment #5 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:16:28 -0500

Hmmm... That creature in the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 30,000 Feet" did look like McCain.

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Posted June 2, 2008 12:16 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #6 from Carl

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:38:12 -0500

Well if he gets "elected" (Ghu forbid) at least the comedy writers will only have to refinish old Gerald Ford jokes.

But the resurgence of Chevy Chase is too high a price to pay!

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Posted June 2, 2008 12:38 PM by Carl

That sounds painful -- comment #7 from Tom Barclay

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:10:52 -0500

This - and his election - is likely to hurt us more than it hurts him.

Did he throw a screaming temper tantrum at the aircraft?

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:10 PM by Tom Barclay

That sounds painful -- comment #8 from FMguru

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:11:56 -0500

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing is, no

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:11 PM by FMguru

That sounds painful -- comment #9 from Michael Roberts

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:34:19 -0500

Dammit, Charlie preempted my snark! Stupid time zones. Now all I'm left with is some lame riff on inclined planes or something, and I'll tell you what, I just can't work under these conditions.

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:34 PM by Michael Roberts

That sounds painful -- comment #10 from Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:40:38 -0500

I was going to say, "Well, no, all he'd have to do is not duck when the flaps came down during pre-flight." But the sorts of planes with wings high enough to walk under but low enough that one would need to duck to do so just don't seem quite important enough for the McCain's presumed ego.

Although the image of him trying to squeeze into a C-152 makes me laugh.

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:40 PM by Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little

That sounds painful -- comment #11 from Xopher

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:46:13 -0500

Oh, come on, Michael. You could have said "Perhaps a misguided attempt to cure him of being a blockhead?" or "So that explains why he's so flat," or "Maybe he was indulging in his favorite vise."

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:46 PM by Xopher

That sounds painful -- comment #12 from Paula Lieberman

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:48:53 -0500

It's not from being whacked by a frying pan?

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:48 PM by Paula Lieberman

That sounds painful -- comment #13 from chaz

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:52:13 -0500

Dunno if it's still true, but there used to be signs on British roads outside airfields: "Beware - low-flying aircraft".

What were you meant to do - take your hat off?

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:52 PM by chaz

That sounds painful -- comment #14 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:57:04 -0500

Xopher @ 11... And we all saw it happen.

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Posted June 2, 2008 1:57 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #15 from Jason B

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:09:31 -0500

There's only one choice for McCain's running mate now:

Hervé Villechaize.

Oh, wait.

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:09 PM by Jason B

That sounds painful -- comment #16 from Malthus

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:22:42 -0500

The planes in Spain fall mainly on McCain?

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:22 PM by Malthus

That sounds painful -- comment #17 from ajay

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:27:51 -0500

13: Flanders and Swann, I believe...

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:27 PM by ajay

That sounds painful -- comment #18 from Joel Polowin

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:31:20 -0500

What would happen if McCain suddenly became unable to run, at this point? Another set of Republican primaries? Or would the nomination go to one of the runner-up candidates from the last round?

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:31 PM by Joel Polowin

That sounds painful -- comment #19 from Mary Aileen

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:40:42 -0500

JOel Polowin (18): There's no official nominee yet, so presumably the delegates would choose one at the Republican convention. (For a fun look at what could happen if the wrong person dies later in the election cycle, read The People's Choice by Jeff Greenfield.)

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:40 PM by Mary Aileen

That sounds painful -- comment #20 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:42:15 -0500

We all know the drill, press on and find more woodworking puns, nose to the grindstone, and appeals to the lathe of heaven that the mills of the gods might settle for a coarser fate.

I'll not be routed; no I shall finish with pride, and gloss over the imperfections of my arguments.

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:42 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #21 from P J Evans

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:55:20 -0500

I think I'll file all these high-flying puns for later consideration.

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Posted June 2, 2008 2:55 PM by P J Evans

That sounds painful -- comment #22 from Debbie

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:02:29 -0500

McCain's mishaps dovetail nicely with some of his contradictory claims. Dado-n't with his wish to be seen as a polished statesman.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:02 PM by Debbie

That sounds painful -- comment #23 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:10:31 -0500

It's a thin veneer of cvility we present, when we would far rather be lumbering about.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:10 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #24 from Fragano Ledgister

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:24:10 -0500

Charlie Stross #4: Perhaps he confused it with a spokeshave.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:24 PM by Fragano Ledgister

That sounds painful -- comment #25 from Charlie Stross

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:30:11 -0500

I confess, you've quite turned my head.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:30 PM by Charlie Stross

That sounds painful -- comment #26 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:39:22 -0500

So may we assume, Charlie, that you haven't been put out of joint?

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:39 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #27 from Ginger

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:42:16 -0500

So nice to see master craftspeople hammering out such fine finished work. Gems, even.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:42 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #28 from Syd

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:43:38 -0500

So is there any word on his prospective cabinet? Changes to any of the bureaus? It would be nice to know in advance who's likely to be shelved...

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:43 PM by Syd

That sounds painful -- comment #29 from Linkmeister

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:48:06 -0500

And who will be his dresser?

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:48 PM by Linkmeister

That sounds painful -- comment #30 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:51:31 -0500

I think that by now we'll got McCain's true self pegged down.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:51 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #31 from Tania

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:55:33 -0500

I would have described McCain as a chiseler, myself.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:55 PM by Tania

That sounds painful -- comment #32 from Stefan Jones

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:58:40 -0500

Armoire confused than ever.

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Posted June 2, 2008 3:58 PM by Stefan Jones

That sounds painful -- comment #33 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:04:53 -0500

Do you think the nomination fights will go to the mattresses?

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Posted June 2, 2008 4:04 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #34 from Debbie

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:08:59 -0500

And who would he choose to chair the Joint Chiefs? He'd better not screw up.

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Posted June 2, 2008 4:08 PM by Debbie

That sounds painful -- comment #35 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:09:27 -0500

McCain will be perfect material for the party platform.

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Posted June 2, 2008 4:09 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #36 from Michael Roberts

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:18:00 -0500

Well, it's true that McCain's a tool. Lathe me tell you, you woodn't know it to see him -- and hew else would say so? -- but his anger can be cutting. It's plane to see he'd route an enemy, but anybody who's read his circular saw that.

That last one's even making me wince. I'm quitting while I'm ahead. Thanks for the pep talk, Xopher. I'll file it away for later.

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Posted June 2, 2008 4:18 PM by Michael Roberts

That sounds painful -- comment #37 from Stefan Jones

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:40:03 -0500

I'm getting board. Can't put it planer than that.

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Posted June 2, 2008 4:40 PM by Stefan Jones

That sounds painful -- comment #38 from Nancy C. Mittens

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:21:35 -0500

Stefan Jones, that was particularly flat.

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Posted June 2, 2008 5:21 PM by Nancy C. Mittens

That sounds painful -- comment #39 from Fragano Ledgister

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:53:23 -0500

McCain will respond to this with some old saw, I've no doubt.

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Posted June 2, 2008 5:53 PM by Fragano Ledgister

That sounds painful -- comment #40 from Jason B

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:10:34 -0500

Well, now it awl adze up.

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Posted June 2, 2008 6:10 PM by Jason B

That sounds painful -- comment #41 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:43:34 -0500

McCain can't win. The stakes are too high.

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Posted June 2, 2008 6:43 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #42 from Steve Taylor

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:45:53 -0500

> Presumably it was flying unusually low.

They're pesky things on the ground too:

http://www.aviationforum.org/forums/attachment.php?s=dbd10652099c0af000521c7c3b991e11&postid=65484

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Posted June 2, 2008 6:45 PM by Steve Taylor

That sounds painful -- comment #43 from Bruce Cohen (SpeakerToManagers)

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:56:43 -0500

McCain is putting quite a finish to his run for the nomination. Being as he used to fly planes, I guess we can call him a pilot 'hole. He sure thinks he's a stud, but I bet he needs a truss.

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Posted June 2, 2008 8:56 PM by Bruce Cohen (SpeakerToManagers)

That sounds painful -- comment #44 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:10:40 -0500

Should McCain become President, he wood chip away at the Constitution than his predecessor.

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Posted June 2, 2008 9:10 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #45 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:59:36 -0500

Someone needs to clamp down on all the punning here, before somebody gets hurt.

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Posted June 2, 2008 9:59 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #46 from P J Evans

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:04:26 -0500

I think McCain's been pretty well nailed down here.

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:04 PM by P J Evans

That sounds painful -- comment #47 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:06:43 -0500

I think 'some' people want us knot to pun any fir-ther.

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:06 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #48 from Marilee

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:15:38 -0500

First pun on 4. Y'all are getter better!

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:15 PM by Marilee

That sounds painful -- comment #49 from Marilee

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:16:16 -0500

Erm. That was just a typo.

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:16 PM by Marilee

That sounds painful -- comment #50 from Jason B

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:16:34 -0500

We know the drill. We can either pound sander socket up. But in my opinion, puns like these should be band--saw a case of this get out of hand--saw many men die--cast a pall.

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:16 PM by Jason B

That sounds painful -- comment #51 from Ginger

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:39:29 -0500

Seems pretty concrete to me: every post has punned mightily, and I like how they've dovetailed nicely. I think it all hinges on the topic -- the wrong topic, and the jig is up. No one has cribbed any puns, and no one has been pinned beneath the onslaught. Most importantly, no one has rabbeted on and on. I know you all are nuts about puns, so I must bolt before you can catch me.

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:39 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #52 from Serge

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:48:31 -0500

When McCain hit his head on the plane, I bet you he cried out "Oh, the pine! The pine!"

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Posted June 2, 2008 10:48 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #53 from Greg London

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:09:28 -0500

William Shatner looks out the window. McCain pushes his nose up against the glass.

"There's a man on the wing," Shatner shouts.

McCain jumps off and bumps his head on the tail fin.

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:09 PM by Greg London

That sounds painful -- comment #54 from Ginger

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:24:02 -0500

Oak-ay, I cone't do this anymore. It's just not fir to the others.

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:24 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #55 from Terry Karney

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:50:23 -0500

The backlash is going to be severe. Some inexperienced people are going to try chiseling in, and the slightest mistake and we'll need a mortisian.

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Posted June 2, 2008 11:50 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #56 from Syd

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:06:59 -0500

It's getting simply untenonable in here...

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Posted June 3, 2008 12:06 AM by Syd

That sounds painful -- comment #57 from Edward Oleander

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:15:06 -0500

But we lacquer for nothing...

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Posted June 3, 2008 1:15 AM by Edward Oleander

That sounds painful -- comment #58 from Edward Oleander

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:20:00 -0500

... and was it not here many months ago that McCain's unvarnished reputation was stained for all to see?

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Posted June 3, 2008 1:20 AM by Edward Oleander

That sounds painful -- comment #59 from Edward Oleander

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:22:50 -0500

... or wood he have painted it all as just a pigment of my imagination?

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Posted June 3, 2008 1:22 AM by Edward Oleander

That sounds painful -- comment #60 from heresiarch

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:36:20 -0500

Debbie @ 34: "And who would he choose to chair the Joint Chiefs? He'd better not screw up."

Oh, I'm sure he'll knock something together. I'd bet he's got a couple pegged down already.

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Posted June 3, 2008 1:36 AM by heresiarch

That sounds painful -- comment #61 from Terry Karney

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:49:11 -0500

Quitting the field, when the run has been so productive goes against the grain, and a ripping good time is being had by all, so perhaps a little tolerance is in order.

I'll be glued to the screen, looking to see what gets knocked together.

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Posted June 3, 2008 1:49 AM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #62 from Bruce Cohen (SpeakerToManagers)

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:17:28 -0500

Greg London @ 53

So William Shatner is McCain's wingman? I'm not happy with the way he's beating the drumsticks of war. He seems to be buffaloed by the idea of diplomacy. I know he's not a poultry-oon, he doesn't need to prove he's not chicken. I don't know about his background, though, is he of good breading?

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Posted June 3, 2008 2:17 AM by Bruce Cohen (SpeakerToManagers)

That sounds painful -- comment #63 from Fragano Ledgister

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:17:10 -0500

Just keep those wooden puns phloem.

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Posted June 3, 2008 6:17 AM by Fragano Ledgister

That sounds painful -- comment #64 from Debbie

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:39:27 -0500

Y'awl are too funny. Yesterday eave things had only gotten going a little bit! I can only buttress the following tangent with the excuse that someone already mentioned Shatner. Here he is.

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Posted June 3, 2008 6:39 AM by Debbie

That sounds painful -- comment #65 from Simon

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:08:24 -0500

Fir crying out loud, do yew think these puns are funny? I know this might not be a poplar point, but I'm pining for the days when people wood teak comment threads seriously, instead of making an ash of punning on planes.

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Posted June 3, 2008 8:08 AM by Simon

That sounds painful -- comment #66 from Nancy C. Mittens

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:18:34 -0500

Simon, the people here are just being hyperbolic. Pay them no mind.

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Posted June 3, 2008 8:18 AM by Nancy C. Mittens

That sounds painful -- comment #67 from Debbie

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:36:45 -0500

Simon, we're just razzing 'Cain.

(Ooh, good one with your 'planes')

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Posted June 3, 2008 8:36 AM by Debbie

That sounds painful -- comment #68 from Jon Baker

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:55:22 -0500

With all the wood puns, we could even build a bridge of words. Or are you all punning for the fords?

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Posted June 3, 2008 10:55 AM by Jon Baker

That sounds painful -- comment #69 from Charlie Stross

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:51:39 -0500

Some of these puns are so bad they're mortice-fying.

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Posted June 3, 2008 11:51 AM by Charlie Stross

That sounds painful -- comment #70 from Debbie

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:57:43 -0500

Oh, I don't know. I think everyone should take a bough.

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Posted June 3, 2008 11:57 AM by Debbie

That sounds painful -- comment #71 from Serge

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:04:29 -0500

I wish people like McCain didn't wear their patriotism on their sliver.

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Posted June 3, 2008 12:04 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #72 from Mary Aileen

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:47:03 -0500

Everyone's being so clever that I feel like a block-head. (Why, yes, that is a chip on my shoulder.)

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Posted June 3, 2008 12:47 PM by Mary Aileen

That sounds painful -- comment #73 from Terry Karney

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:47:24 -0500

Serge: Well stone the crows, that's a sharp comment, and plumb whets my appetite for more.

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Posted June 3, 2008 12:47 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #74 from Terry Karney

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:52:34 -0500

Mary Aileen, that sounds like a problem you should tackle, just try not to pully any muscles.

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Posted June 3, 2008 12:52 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #75 from Mary Aileen

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:26:08 -0500

Terry Karney (74): Thanks for trying to lift my spirits.

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Posted June 3, 2008 2:26 PM by Mary Aileen

That sounds painful -- comment #76 from rm

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:55:42 -0500

You are all biased against McCain, just because he's a square. I'm plumb tired of it. You should try to keep your spirit level; it would take this discussion board to a new dimension. Mark my words. I don't think you have the sand.

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Posted June 3, 2008 2:55 PM by rm

That sounds painful -- comment #77 from Serge

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:09:25 -0500

rm @ 76... There's no problem with McCain being a square. It all depends on what yew rafter.

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Posted June 3, 2008 3:09 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #78 from Jason Aronowitz

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:52:31 -0500

Props to all.

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Posted June 3, 2008 3:52 PM by Jason Aronowitz

That sounds painful -- comment #79 from Ginger

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:25:51 -0500

I see no one has gotten board yet.

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Posted June 3, 2008 4:25 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #80 from Serge

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:30:12 -0500

Ginger @ 79... I guess that should have us feel re-joist.

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Posted June 3, 2008 4:30 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #81 from Tania

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:43:43 -0500

I would have added more puns, but my tenon span has been elsewhere. I guess this is the sort of thing that wood happen to me when I have interruptions throughout the dado.

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Posted June 3, 2008 5:43 PM by Tania

That sounds painful -- comment #82 from P J Evans

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:30:18 -0500

I think we've gotten down to the nuts and bolts. Or the brass tacks.

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Posted June 3, 2008 6:30 PM by P J Evans

That sounds painful -- comment #83 from Xopher

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:48:40 -0500

P J, you nailed it. I for one bolted from the conversation early, because you're all nuts. I probably would have screwed up anyway. But as I told my friend Brad, washer gonna do?

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Posted June 3, 2008 6:48 PM by Xopher

That sounds painful -- comment #84 from Stefan Jones

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:14:47 -0500

What would you router have us do?

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Posted June 3, 2008 7:14 PM by Stefan Jones

That sounds painful -- comment #85 from Syd

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:43:25 -0500

I for one have been totally enrasptured by the clever word-plane hereabouts. But I'm getting a little peckish, so please excuse me while I go en-joiner a biscuit...

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Posted June 3, 2008 7:43 PM by Syd

That sounds painful -- comment #86 from Fragano Ledgister

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:14:47 -0500

All these wooden puns have been making me rasp.

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Posted June 3, 2008 9:14 PM by Fragano Ledgister

That sounds painful -- comment #87 from P J Evans

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:18:56 -0500

I'd dearly love to say I saw this coming ....

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Posted June 3, 2008 10:18 PM by P J Evans

That sounds painful -- comment #88 from Ginger

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:52:29 -0500

...but you had to cut it short.

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Posted June 3, 2008 10:52 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #89 from P J Evans

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:08:39 -0500

I don't know if I've been topped
or cut off at the knees.

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Posted June 3, 2008 11:08 PM by P J Evans

That sounds painful -- comment #90 from Ginger

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:36:29 -0500

Well, we can table this for later...

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Posted June 3, 2008 11:36 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #91 from Bernard Yeh

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:09:03 -0500

So is the Politico still on board the McCain bandsaw wagon, or is actual journalism coming out of the woodwork there?

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Posted June 4, 2008 3:09 AM by Bernard Yeh

That sounds painful -- comment #92 from Allan Beatty

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:50:03 -0500

I mitre saw this coming. I'm not coping very well.

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Posted June 4, 2008 7:50 PM by Allan Beatty

That sounds painful -- comment #93 from Carrie S.

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:34:05 -0500

Don't worry, Alan, it'll alb e OK.

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Posted June 5, 2008 12:34 PM by Carrie S.

That sounds painful -- comment #94 from joann

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:56:08 -0500

You mean it's awl right now?

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Posted June 5, 2008 12:56 PM by joann

That sounds painful -- comment #95 from rea

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:23:08 -0500

All these woodworking puns do not auger well for the balance of the campaign--or this thread . . .

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Posted June 5, 2008 3:23 PM by rea

That sounds painful -- comment #96 from Serge

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:29:07 -0500

rea @ 95... these woodworking puns do not auger well

Why must people make such unproven planket statements?

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Posted June 5, 2008 3:29 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #97 from Ginger

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:13:36 -0500

Serge @ 96: Because they all have a chip on their shoulders.

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Posted June 5, 2008 4:13 PM by Ginger

That sounds painful -- comment #98 from Serge

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:17:33 -0500

Ginger... Some of us need a cut & a shaving.

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Posted June 5, 2008 4:17 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #99 from Faren Miller

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:29:55 -0500

Should the forest now beat the last?

(Great puns! Much more fun than my shark image on the Open Thread.)

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Posted June 5, 2008 5:29 PM by Faren Miller

That sounds painful -- comment #100 from Serge

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:37:42 -0500

When a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around, does it make a sound? Even if it's just a bark?

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Posted June 5, 2008 5:37 PM by Serge

That sounds painful -- comment #101 from Terry Karney

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:24:57 -0500

It seems the jig is up, and we'll all be routed.

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Posted June 5, 2008 7:24 PM by Terry Karney

That sounds painful -- comment #102 from Ken Hirsch

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:52:36 -0500

Presumably it was flying unusually low.

Like this plane?. A little more context, with Max X snark here

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Posted June 5, 2008 9:52 PM by Ken Hirsch

That sounds painful -- comment #103 from Cadbury Moose

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:50:18 -0500

I shall brace myself over here at the Moose Operating Division of the Lumber Cartel (TINLC) and point out that at least the inline adze were appropriate.

Cadbury.

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Posted June 6, 2008 11:50 AM by Cadbury Moose

That sounds painful -- comment #104 from Kate Tinning

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:13:11 -0500

You're awl master craftsmen (and women) with these puns. It is plane that Walnuts is going to be dismembered come November.

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Posted June 7, 2008 12:13 AM by Kate Tinning

That sounds painful -- comment #105 from Spam deleted

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:51:29 -0500

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That sounds painful -- comment #106 from Paul Duncanson thinks he spies some kind of canned meat

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:57:49 -0500

There at 105... is that spam?

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Posted October 23, 2008 10:57 PM by Paul Duncanson thinks he spies some kind of canned meat

That sounds painful -- comment #107 from James D. Macdonald

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:18:42 -0500

Please, folks, if you see spam, say "spam" in your name line. "Some kind of canned meat" isn't one of the phrases I search on when I search the last 1,000 posts for heads-up messages.

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Posted October 23, 2008 11:18 PM by James D. Macdonald