Double dactyls

The rules of the double dactyl are set forth in the classic Jiggery Pokery, ed. Anthony Hecht and John Hollander, Atheneum, 1967. The meter should be obvious from the examples below. The first line is dactylic rhyming nonsense. The second line must be the name of a historic personage. The fourth and eighth lines must rhyme. And the fifth, sixth, or seventh lines must be entirely composed of a single, double-dactylic word. (This means that Teresa's double-dactyl, below, is not strictly legal.)
 
 

Cyberpunk humanist,  Kim Stanley Robinson,  Remaking history  In Katmandu  Finally concluded that,  Philogenetically,  Modern SF is a  Po-po-mo stew.  (--pnh)	Pocketa pocketa  Judy-Lynn Benjamin  Rebuilt the frontlist of  Ballantine Books--  Paying respects to our  Scientifictional  Values, but betting on  Eddings and Brooks.  (--pnh)	Prickly pear prickly pear  Thomas Stearns Eliot  Asked about Pound by a  Friend at the bank,  Answered, "I think him a  Megalomaniac--  Miglior fabbro but  Rather a crank."  (--pnh)
	Higglety pigglety  Merriam-Webster, Inc.  Fosters poor dunces in  Usage absurd:  Listing "antidises-  tablishmentarian"--  Hack lexicographers!  Infamous word!  (--tnh)